Episode 9

I attempted to type this episode three times now.

Episode: 9
Season: 1
Name: New Emperor ( The short chapter name sucks like hell )

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- No recap -

"Why won't you stand up and stop blushing Nixme?" Lady said teasingly. To that, Nixme stood up immidiately and wipe off the dust on her clothes.
"I...I..." This girl seems to have a speech problem, its either that or she's just too shy.

"Toughen' up Nixme! Yagima-san isn't interested on weak people!" she said and punched Nixme's shoulder lightly with a grin.
"I wasn't blushing!" she yelled suddenly.

"Woah. Okay. Want me to introduce you to him?" Lady asked jokingly.
"Ho..honto!?" Well it is now obvious that she has a crush on him. Lady looked at her for a second then laughed. Which made the girl blush even more.

"Haha. We should go back now though." she said and dragged Nixme along the way.

When they arrived in the room. Lady and Nixme saw something highly unusual.

'What the hell is he doing? Did the newbies drive him nuts or something?!' Lady thought.

"Hoy Yagima! Why are you doing that?!" Lady finds this unusual. I wonder why.
"Lady, I am capable of joking around too." he said and stood up straight and put on a smirk.

Apparently, Yagima was bowing down to Rukawa like crazy.

"Ora, Kiku. Are you feeling okay? You look awfully red." Lady said to the now nervous Kiku.
"Uhh... Last night it rained and I guess I have a slight fever." she said and put on a nervous smile.
"Oh I see." Lady just shrugged it off.

"Heh~. Maybe you're just jealous of me." Rukawa said and smirked.
"Now why would I be jealous of you?" Kiku is now back to normal thanks to her brother.
"Well the prince gets more attention than the not-so-famous princess!" he yelled that to her face.

"Nani nani?! Kiku-chan is a princess!?" Shiawase beamed. She then looked at Yagima and then they both nodded. Then poof, both of them are bowing like idiots.

"Ki..Kiku-chan? And... Why are you bowing like that? Stop it it's darn irritatin'!" Kiku said and a sweatdrop is widely visible.
"Yagima seeing you like that makes me want to have a video camera." Lady said and laughed lightly. Yamira just stared at the whole scene, trying not to get involved.

"Maybe you should have one. This kind of moments are quite rare Lady." he said and turn back to normal.

"Neh neh Kiku! Why didn't you tell us that you were the princess!" Shiawase asked straight to her face, making Kiku back up.
"I didn't know its such a big deal..." she said silently.
"Of course its a big deal!" Shiawase proclaimed loudly.

"Oh really?" ( ORLY!?! )
"Yeah really!" ( YARLY!! )
"And why is that?" ( D: That was supposed to be SRSLY!? or NOWAI!! )
"I dunno!" she said and laughed.
"What are you? A twelve-year-old?" she asked sarcaticly.

"Apparently, Shiawase is older than me and Nixme." Yamira suddenly said.
"Seriously?!" That is very surprising. ( You said it late! )
Yamira and Nixme nodded.

"So Rukawa. Have you decided yet?" the emperor asked Rukawa silently.
"Yeah. I'll still think about it as the month passes by though." he replied silently as well.
"That's fine with me. I'll just have to convince you every time." The emperor said and laughed lightly.
"Well someone is pushy." he said and shrugged.

"Shall I announce to everyone?" THE emperor asked that. Surprising yes?
"Go ahead. I don't mind." Rukawa said with a blank face. The emperor just nodded.

"Everyone, I have a very important announcement to make!" the emperor said. Everyone looked and is ready to listen.

"I have been looking for Rukawa for a very long time. At last I have found and met him. Well, I was looking for him because I, or should I say we, need him to be the emperor. Well for the next month, I will be teaching him all he needs to know as the emperor. And he said he'll be decide it once and for all after the month. Well I am a very convincing man, I will do my best to convince him to be the emperor. And make no mistake, he will be the next emperor and he will be a good one!" The emperor said with a proud smile.

"What happens to you after the month sir?" Lady asked the emperor.
"Well I'll still be in the palace, monitoring Rukawa." he said simply.

*Phone rings*

"Hmm... Who could this be?" Yamira said and took out a very old-looking phone. Kiku laughed when she saw the phone.
"Hahaha! What's that? An antique?! *laughs more*" Kiku said and could barely talk.
"Yeah Yamira-chan is very old-fashioned!" Shiawase said and giggled. ( That was hard for me to type :0 )
"Shut up both of you!" Yamira yelled and then answered the phone.

"Hello? Chris is that you?" She asked. Maybe she can't hear him properly!
"Chris? Oh yeah, the real name is Shika." he said plainly.
"Okay..." That is a pretty weird thing to say.

"Anyway, the Akutagawa clan will attack the palace very soon." He said calmly like its no big deal.
"Okay... How do you know?" Yamira still doesn't trust this guy.
"I know a lot of things. Just prepare for battle. Ja." he said and stopped the call. Then it rang again and Yamira answered it.

"By the way, what kind phone are you using?! I had a hard time trying to contact you!" he said and that made Yamira crush the old thing to peices.
"Hello? Hello?~ Oh well."

"Wh...Why did you do that Yamira? What did he say?" Nixme asked. ( She certainly needs more screen time. )
"He said the Akutagawa clan will attack the palace soon." She said calmly.
"Okay... But why did you break your phone?" Nixme said nervously. This just made Yamira angry. But she didn't answer the question.

"Guess who's here!!" a familiar voice of a man said.
"You idiot! It is obvious to them who we are, you should have said 'That information is quite accurate!'" another familiar voice said. Though he tried to whisper it.

"Stop it you two!" A familiar voice of a girl said. 'Hai' can be heard.
"Wow. Did I hear that Rukawa is gonna be the new emperor?! What luck! Too bad I can't get promoted anymore!" the girl said.

Then members of the Akutagawa clan came crashing down the room.

"Yuna!" Kiku yelled.
"Hello weakling." she said mockingly.
"If theres a weakling in the room, its you." Kiku said as a comeback.
"Haha. Right."
"What are you doing here traitor!?"
"I ain't no traitor." she said and grinned.
"Oh I'm sorry. What are you doing here weakling?!"
"Still wrong. I'm a spy remember?" she said and laughed.

"Just answer the damn question!" Kiku demanded for an answer.
"I just wanted to crash your party." she said and laughed.
"Well too bad, you can't trash a party if there is no party!"
"Nice comback loser." she said and laughed once more. This made Kiku even more mad and then she tried to attack her.

"This ain't a good time for you to fight me. You're little friends are in trouble ya know!" Yuna evaded Kiku's attack very easily.

"Kiku! I'll handle her." Rukawa said.
"But!" she did not want to back out from a fight.
"Just go!" he said and pushed her.
"Che. Whatever!" she gave up and ran towards the surrounded group.

"Hoy! Come on and fight me!"

End of Episode...

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Yay long chapter again! Comments please! I want an even longer one D:

Homaigosh, Yamira and Yuna clash D: Kick her ass, Kiku

I'm going to post Yuna's profile and our past together as childhood friends.

^ You are talking to my chapter. That makes me feel happy. I don't know why.

Quote :

"Apparently, Shiawase is older than me and Nixme." Yamira suddenly said.
"Seriously?!" That is very surprising. ( You said it late! )

YOU MADE ME FEEL MORE OLD D:

</shiftrape>

^ It would be funnier that way! Well in my mind it is.

:0 How can you say that

because You made me feel old D:

^ LOL Shiawase's the old lady... LOL and to think Yamira LOOKS like an old lady... and it just so happens that she was with a REAL one this whole time. Gotta love the truth.

@ Kiku

Was it because of the birthdays that Shiawase was declared older? O.o Or was it because of your own judgment? o.o

^ Nixme is the oldest in all of us right? I just want it to be Shiawase because.... Err I forgot.

Quote :

"Hello weakling." she said mockingly.

I could never say that to Rikka D:

^ What are you taklking about? :0 Anyway, WHO can say that to Rikka?

^ I can but it has to be a cracktastic moment.

^ I want more cracktastic moments with Rikka. She never seize to make me laugh to the point I cried.

^ Rikka isn't THAT scary... well, she's freaky, but not scary. And who DOESN'T have 'cracktastic' moments with Rikka?

Lately she's been mocking a certain person with 'psychotic genes'... RIGHT LADY? 8D

^ Rikka mocks everyone

She took my 50 I was so stupid before... I didn't know Rikka would do anything for money...

^ we are what you call whores

^@ yamira

yeah... we even made a song for my big brother... AFRO MAN!!!

@ Kiku

That's what you get for underestimating the power of Rikka's uber weirdness. She's a sadist and a freak... but she's our sadist and freak ^^

@ Shiawase

We are whores? No wonder I feel dirty D: XDD LAWL

@ Lady

LAWL I thought of a super cool tune! 8D