“THOSE BASTARDS! D:< HOW DARE THEY! Now I can’t whore on anime items D: and I was actually looking forward to that D:”
“Good thing my mom’s sending me money” Ren said with a smile.
“Yeah me too.” Nixme said while digging in to her bag.
“…I forgot that they’ll give me money too, my parents I mean” Yamira said with a triumphant smile.
“Aww, my bitch aunt hates me D: I hate you all ;___; I want money toooo I wish my mom would come and send me money D: Ghad I can’t even speak Japanese well.” Mikage said while fake-crying.
@FLASH FORWARD: Hours of mystery happenings in the plane; Arrival in Japan@
“KYAAA~ Finally I’m here~” Mikage said in Joy; almost flaling her arms. (:0 phail).
“Calm down ^^;; We still have to—OOOH LOOKIE I FOUND THE SUNDO!” (coz I phail) Ren said while pointing to the guy that had their names in a sign (yeah :0 I saw that when I went to Thailand :0 there were people holding up signs that had names on it :0.
OH GHAD I MIGHT HAVE—NOOOO DDDDDDDDDD: *cries* Why wasn’t a fan of Kazuki back then ;__________; )
“Great Job Ren-chan! Let’s go Nixme”
“yeah!”
@Magical Arrival to school@
The girls arrived at a REALLY BIG SCHOOL which had a lot of buildings and Luscious green surroundings. (
because Japan loves trees like Lady which may actually be Sakura Trees.) And people wearing Blue and white uniforms.
“Woah, Ang ganda naman :0 prang UP” Mikage whisperd to Yamira.
“Oo nga e…” Yamira said while looking side to side, to see if there were magical creatures was a person that;d welcome them or something that would go like that. Then suddenly an Old man (
BWAHAHAHA LOOL OLD MAN) approached them and bowed.
“
Ah, Welcome to our school(I had the temptation to write ARE instead of OUR yeah I know I like having wrong grammers =3=.) I am Teruzane Sakujii, I am the principal of this school. Nice to meet all of you \^o^/”
“Ah…Nice to meet you too!” All four of them chorused and bowed.
“
Now, I shall take you to the dormitories (Because Hyotei’s too rich not to have dorms)
that’s where you’ll stay until the semester is done” The principal smiled and proceeded to walking towards the dorm.
“Domo arigato gozaimasu
” Mikage said heartily as she dragged her stroller with her as she walked beside the principal.
“
Ah? You can speak Nihongo?”
“Mousukoshi desu
Ore’tachi...can speak too!” Mikage said as she scratched her head in her…lack of words.
“
Ahahaha, so you can really speak a little!”
“Hai!”
“Pfft~ Pat-chan ha~” Nixme said while going beside her friend, Mikage.
“Whut?”
“*evil smirk* Nagpapasikat ka~” (Yeah I makes Nixme evul..:0 she needs more screen time because she’s usually quiet :0) Nixme said as she tapped her friend’s shoulder.
“WHUT? LIES.” Mikage said as she stopped for a while. She then faced her friend with her arms on her hips.
“Ahahaha~ Just kidding ^^” Nixme said as she walked ahead, leaving her friend. (BOO SEE HOW MUCH YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! D:<)
~They some how manage to go to the dorm while chatting to each other , being amazed at the buildings and arguing.~
“
Here we are! Here are your keys. I hope you have a great time here” The principal said as he left.
“Domo arigato gozaimasu!” They chorused as they bowed.
The room had four more rooms inside , a big TV, a kitchen , a dining table with 6 chairs, a bathroom and a PC. Just like an apartment. (*draws how it looks like*)
“WOAH~ ANG LAKEEEEEEEE~” Mikage said as she dropped her stuff on the floor and spread her arms . \(^o^)/
“Yay. And I thought it was small and it’d had ghosts on it. Just like those dorms I hear on TV” Ren said as she carefully laid her stuff on the floor.
“I get the first room from the right.” Yamira said as she went close to that room and entered it.
“I get the first from the left” Nixme said as she entered it.
“Ack! CR. I meant the 2nd from the right.” Yamira said as she enterd that room.
“I Get the room beside Yamira no one will question my authority for I am admin!” Mikage said as she dashed to that room with her stuff.
“You’re not admin if not for me
” Ren said as she walked towards the last vacant room.
“WOAH IT HAS A BED! AND A LAMP! AND A..A…CABINET! AND THIS SMALL TABLE-THING! GASP! “ Mikage shouted.
‘(Typical ‘ol Pat-chan =3=)’ Everybody thought (minus for Mikage of kawrs)
“Oooh! They even gave us the uniforms already! I Love this school! I dun wanna leave anymore!” Mikage said as she went out hugging her uniform.
“Aww. We get Short skirts! BUT WE DON’T WEAR SHORT SKIRTS!” Ren complained as she went out of her room.
“we don’t but Nixme does.”
“ORLY?” Ren said with a o__O?-look
“YARLY.” Nixme said with a blank expression on her face.
“SRSLY!” Shiawase Mikage said with a really amused tone (LOL I TYPED SHIAWASE)
“NO WAI!” Yamira said as she popped out of her room.
“Man this is really amusing!” Mikage said as she laughed like hell.
“LOL SRSLY. We completed the ORLY cycle! XDD” Ren said as she motioned a high five to Mikage.
“HIGH FIVE!” Mikage said/shouted. As she high five-ed her friend.
“Okay, I’m checking the ref. I’m going to cook.” Nixme said as she went to the Kitchen.
“I think we went too far :0” Yamira said as she faced the sarcastic pair (HAHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE I NEED A DOUBLES TEAM. For Ren and Shiawase is the sarcastic pair. And Yamira and Marianne Nixme are the Parents, ftw. Yamira=dad Nixme=mom)
“Nah. We just went cractastic.”
“LOL.”
“Yay! We have food! They even gave us food! Now we don’t have to go to the grocery and get lost!” Nixme said with a happy face.
“YAAAY!” Mikage cheered.
“Hey what’s this piece of paper on the table?” Yamira said as she picked it up and read it.
“What does it say Yamira?” Ren said as she went beside Yamira and read the paper.
“It says that all of us belong to class 3-1”
“Star Section, I bet.” Mikage said as she crossed her arms and did a =3=- fays.
“You watch too much of Gokusen, Pat-chan” Yamira said as she sat down on the chair that faced the counter.
“I only wanted to watch it because it had bishies! And most probably because it was a Jdrama…” Mikage said as she sat down beside Yamira.
“What is this Gokusen of which you speak?” Ren said as she sat down infront of Yamira.
“It’s pretty Ren-chan! Go Watch it!!” Nixme said, from the kitchen.
“Yeah! Matsumoto Jun was soo pretty there~<3”
“Oh great another bishie rant ”
“Pfft.
”
@School time@ (Finally after 7 pages we achieve the school time =3=)@
“Homan I feel so embarrassed D:” Mikage said as she tried covering herself with her bag.
“You suck!” Ren said while pointing to Mikage.
“Shut up! D:”
“Quit arguing! If you don’t I’m not giving you dinner anymore!” Nixme said as she stood in between the too.
“You sound like a mother Nixme XD!” Yamira said as she laughed.
“Let’s get going we might be late…on the bright side everyone is wearing the same thing anyways. And it’s not like my legs have a lot of markings on them
” Mikage said as she walked ahead of everyone and onto the main building (yeah I remembered where it was because my memory refused to forget!
)
“What did you say?” Yamira said over hearing some parts of Mikage’s “speech”
“COOKIES!” Mikage said as she giggled and ran. (ph33r that word Lauren ph33r that XD! Along with pouting)
<Flash>
Everyone but Mikage woke up early. So who was going to wake her up? JANKEN! Yeah it had to be decided using Janken, along with who would take a bath first.
“JA~N~KEN~POI!”
Yamira=rock
….
Ren= paper
….
Nixme= rock
“YEAH! I GET TO TAKE A BATH FIRST!~” Ren said as she grabbed her towel and stuff and proceeded to the bathroom.
“Okay…but be quick! We’re waiting okay, now to who will wake Pat-chan up…” Yamira said
“JA~N~KEN~POI!
Rock vs. Scisors YAMIRA WINS! DING DING DING!
“I’m cooking
” Yamira said as she went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.
“Sigh…I’m no good at waking people up D:” Nixme said to herself. She then proceeded to waking her friend up.
“wake up it’s morning”
“Maaga pa!” Mikage mumbled
“I have Bishies.”
“GASP! BISHIES?! WHERE?!” Mikage said as she stood up and looked around franatically.
“Gotcha. School time!” Nixme said with a smile.
“You Liar! D:” Mikage said as she went outside her room with Nixme.
</flash>
And so, they magically find those white shoes (since they don’t allow those black shoes on campus) and their lockers (that’s where they place the shoes) and class 3-1. Actually 3-1 wasn’t that hard to find (because they had signs. THE SIGN DOOD. SIGN.) And fortunately they were early for classes
and people weren’t actually paying attention to them.
And so they entered the magical classroom (and yes the regulars were in there
They had to be early or else
Atobe’s going to have to spank a bitch because they had morning practices)
“Woah. I had this sudden urge to say hi and glomp everyone :0” Mikage whispered.
“Lol, I had the urge to say hi too.” Yamira said as she looked around ( :0 this makes me feel that Jean is paranoid :0)
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN Kei-chan (:0 coz I can’t stand myself anymore D: Kei-chan is Atobe, btw bear with it. Or edit it 8D;;) approached the 4 of them (because they seemed new, and as president of the student body, and inchou of the class it is his duty to uh…say hello? Or something like that to the new people.)
“Ah~n? (yeah he says this a lot.
) Are you new year here?” (Sorry a typo XD;; And it’s too funny to be left out XD;;)
‘(Shet kasing tangkad nya si Dinneh :0 how come Japanese peoples are tall?! God my brain is already lying to me)’ Mikage thought while staring at Atobe (>__>, PERVS!)
“Ah..er…Hai?...man my Japanese sucks D: did you understand what he said Yamira?” Mikage snapped and quickly looked at her friend.
‘(So they’re the exchange students)’ Atobe thought as he smirked.
“I assume that you’re the exchange students” (Remember what I said about rich people?)
“GASP! HE’S GOOD AT ENGLISH!—Yes we are ; and please ignore what I said earlier. And that too.” Mikage said with O[]O. Then she smiled ^D^ (coz I can’t make a sliding D
)
“Pat-chan you’re weiring him out.” Yamira said with a semi-annoyed look.
“Yes we are the exchange students ^^, please ignore my friend she’s cractastic in the morning.
And gets much worse during the day” Yamira said.
“Hey!” Mikage said while D:<ing>__> It definitely needs a name)
“
I see, I am the class representative, Atobe Keigo, Nice to meet you.” Atobe said.
“Hai~(HAI as in HELLO-HAI not HAI-YES) Ayanami desu! Yoroshiku
” Mikage said as she bowed.
“Ahn? You can speak Japanese?” (If I’m correct you translate that in Japanese as “Nippongo wa *insert Japanese word for speak/talk; I mistook it for shaberanai XD;;*” or something that goes with in those lines)
“Sugoku musokushi desu.” (yet another I dunno. It would mean; if I’m correct SOOPAR Little. {because Kazuki said SUGOKU Tanoshii in Wintermyu backstage *gets bricked*) Mikage said with a sheepish smile.
“Ah, I see.” Atobe said as he looked at the other students. Aside from this weird and hyper one (D: I feel so mocked.)
One had really long hair, and seemed intellectual (BOO D:< *eats Jean*). This one was hyper and weird, though she can speak a little Japanese…together with her friends. One had glasses that looked Like Tezuka but he shall keep that to him self (*cough *I want that too D:*). The last one seemed norma;l (Ookay…=3= yes I hate me too.)
“Ne~! Ne! Atobe-san, you’re the inchou right? Could you tell me what’s the first subject?” Mikage said, snapping (I love that word) Atobe out of his thoughts.
“*insert Japanese here for Homeroom; I just forgot what it was XD*” Atobe then realized that she might have no--
“AH~! Homeroom!” Mikage beamed.
“How’d you know what that meant?” Ren said while looking at her friend with some what disbelief.
“I heard it in…let’s what anime was that…Ichigo Mashimaro (me no own :0)…I think if not it was some school-type anime that I saw.” Mikage said with a wide smile.
‘(Otaku!)’ Atobe thought. (Insert those thundery things XD;;)
“Oi, Atobe what do you think you’re doing with those people? Aren’t you supposed to be looking for the exchange students?” Shishido said with a somewhat irritated look. (and yet deep inside he was happy that Atobe was actually neglecting his Job 8D…Yeah I know I made Shishido hate him . And that’s what makes AtobexShishido fans squee. Love-Hate things XD;; Same for SxN 8D<3!)
“They’re the exchange students.” Atobe said with a somewhat blank look.
Then Mikage did the ohnoes face. This caught Nixme;s attention.
“What’s the matter?”
“Ang tangkad nila pakshet! Bat Ako ang liit ko! D: “
Nixme then giggled at her friend’s words.
“WHUT! D:”
“You’re making it sound like you’re never gonna grow.”
“BAH! D:”
RINGz0rzThen the teacher (or class adviser or whatever would you like to call it—er him/her). Entered (yeah genderless. But since I’m a good person I’m going to give this person a gender/name XD;;). Their teacher was a female, she’s not old and not that young, probably around her late 20’s. (HAHAHAHA I SOUND LIKE A CRAPPY PERSON) She had her hair clad in a pony tail. Her black eyes were behind her black-framed glasses and she wore a maroon suit. (I all blame this to Trish and Lady. And I meant the DMC character—in the anime
, And so far this is my best description EVAR.)
“Stand!”
“Bow!”
Then everyone sat (if I’m correct the Inchou does that :0…if not then It’s the teacher. Anyways.) minus for the four girls that doesn’t have a seat yet.
“Ah! You must be the exchange students” The teacher said while smiling. The four girls just nodded (yeah :0 since I figured that I had typed so much speech/dialogue. And my spelling skillz are soo bad D:)
*second Part*
“
I am Konata Kagami (A/N: Stolen from Lucky star XD;; The main hero’s name is Konata and her friend’s name is Kagami. And I’m listening to a song called Kagami no Naka, And I happen to like the song Kagami no Naka Ore XD. Ghad.)
*That is all for now*
A/N: If you see diffrences from the File and from here, consult the file. It is more acurate
and the room looks like this:
Omake:
Subject: Pat-chan's poT Ficcie 
Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:16 am
But I tie it up all the time, ooh ooh I want bangs.
LOL foocl
” 
YER AWESOME UNEDITED FICS
unedited ones get all the Humor.
