Dreams

@Lauren:
CRACK TIME!! 8DDDD

My dream was really weird today :0 I dreamt that "God" (NO NOT KIRA) was feeding rats with MAGIC. I know..weird right? :0

^ My dream is pushing me to write a fanfic. BUT I ARE TOO LAZY

YOU ARE TEH EPIC PHAIL

^ I was thinking to get a shirt that says: "This shirt FAILS. But this shirt WINS for failing."

I had this dream today :0 it was made of PHAILURE.

Okay so we were like Eating at a table. And we were with Jomari'tachi ( YEAH I KNOW) then I asked SOMEBODY to order me a corndog. It took sooooooooooooooooooooo long to arrive. I even asked food from Jean (she was sitting beside me) then after a LOOOOONG time the food came (and it was Rikka and Cheska who brought the food) Then I whored on the corndog. and for some odd reason I left the table. (because I was still hungry o__o. The corndog was small o__O) then when I came back Jean'tachi weren't there anymore.

Then suddenly it fell really silent. AND THERE WAS THIS EERIE Music playing. AND EVERYONE FELL ASLEEP 'CEPT FOR ME. So I was like roaming around o__o then I found out my bus mate janine, was still awake so I like talked to her. And she said the music was sounded like

"Pag natanggalan ng buhok ung character ng kuya ko sa Warcraft"

WTF. SRSLY WTF. And I was liek "ANO?! Buhok...??" WTF. Then all of a sudden Aron (our valedictorian) Woke up and said something which I forgot (I probabbly ignored it anyways) THEN LITTLE CHILDREN CAME POPPING OUT OF A DOOR.

And I was like "Ano yan multo?" "AAAAAAAAAH!! NAKAKITA AKO NG MULTOOO D:" And I was semi panicking. Then this children had alot of loaf breads with them :0 and I found myslef saying "Kisame whores on breads lol" Or something that had Kisame and breads on it o__O.

OH WAIT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE (before I continue what happened) I had this dream first XD;; (*suddenly remembered*)

So I was at this shop~ and it was like storming outside :0 and I asked the dude who was selling stuffs on what series does he have (and PS. I HAD TRUCKLOADS OF MONEY IN MY HITSU WALLET :0) so he gives me a bunch of CD's and in that bunch I saw Kazuki's Single(And the cover was DIFFRENT SO SO DIFR ENT. IT HAD GACKT ON THE COVER. GACKT I TELL YOU!) and they had like...6 diff versions (usually it's just 3 BECAUSE AVEX ARE MONEY WHORES D: ) and I was like OH NOES WHICH ONE DO I BUY D:!!

So I was like "I'd just go for the CD+DVD". so the shop dood handed me one (and it was thick) It had Kazuki on the cover(YAYAYAYAYAYS<3) looking like Gackt. (I hate me) and I looked at the back for the tracks It was like "1. STAR LIGHT DREAMER" *forgot* "3.INSTINCTIVE LOVE" it was 5 I think. But anyways. Then I opened it and it had no CD so I asked the shop clerk where was the CD's (CD+DVD). And he like searched for it and found nothing. Instead he gave me a bunch of CDs that had free sticker books. WTF.

OKAY BACK TO THE OTHER DREAM

Then there was this kid that saw that I was eating candy (I was :0) and she liek asked it from me. BUT I WAS A GREEEDY BITCH and didn't give her any

Then suddenly this woman from xxxHoLiC popped out and she had an injury on her hand and Beast (from beauty and the beast) put a band aid on it. Then there was this really pretty lady that popped out of nowhere and was like

"HOW COME BEAST-SAMA DIDN'T PUT A BAND AID ON MY HAND?! I WANT A BAND AID TOO!! D:<" then he was like..flaling and kneeled on the ground (sign of phailure 8D) then I was liek o__O then beast got near that woman (the pretty one) and HE MAGICALLY TURNED INTO A GUY. Then Beast hugged that guy. And the xxxHoLiC person went to Fai (Tsubasa Chronicles) and huged him :0. And Fai was saying something about Sakura and Sayoran isin't gonna be jelous over the yaoi pair that was now kissing.

WTF.

OWARI.

^ Now that was one mighty dream-crack you had

LOL I HAD A FUNNY DREAM TODAY.

So I took a haircut today right? But last night I dreamt that I went to a hair salon and sat on the chair.

Then the lady who was suppose to give me a haircut asked me what style she had to do. Then I took out a picture of Fuji doing FAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SERVICE ( Well I call it fan service since he was like holding his oh so pretty hair, and DAMN that looked awfully hot ) "Can you make my hair as pretty as this guy?" Then the lady said: "That's a guy?" me: "Yeah! Ain't he pretty?"

Then the lady took the picture and looked at it. Then I heard my thoughts ( LOL ) 'You ain't keepin that pic!'

Then she gave it back and said: "I'm sorry, it is impossible to copy such a pretty hairtstyle." Me: "Aww damn! I knew it!" Then she pat my back and said: "That's okay, we'll try anyway." Me: "LOL that rhymes."

Then I woke up.

LOL My hairstyle now looks so girly. But it made me feel pretty

KTHXBYE

LOL. Fuji's pretty hair is unmachable

LOL. YEAH MY DREAMS HATE ME D:

^ Such a pretty hair can only be drawn.

WEIRD DREAMS~

So I was like at school. Then I found out that the piccies of my desk wen't missing. :0 after a while I didn't care. Then I saw that lauren was in our class and I was like

"What the hell are you doing here?! And wtf is that hair style?" (*__* Kind of like Ako's *searches for a pic*) here
Then I suddenly talked to her while my adviser was seating right beside me :0. (And of course, in straight english. WE NEVER TALKS IN TAGALOG UNLESS WE'RE HAVING TOO MUCH CRACK :0)

So anyways, I wanted to show her my table then I suddenly realized that the piccies were missing. THEN I WENT BONKERS AND WENT ANGRY AND RANTED DURING CLASS. I even found a rock 8D (I smashed it on my empty table)

Then my adviser gave me this baloon that had flour inside..:0 for a stress ball.

Then after a while I discovered a dwarf stole my Piccies. And I was like "Wtf..? SORRY SORRY D:" Then he gave it back.

....?

OTHER DREAM

Homer wanted to rule the world. XD And apparently he won. XD (HE HAD THIS UBERAWESOME NOTE BOOK THAT CAN LIEK MAKE THE THINGS YOU WRITE COME TRUE. 8D)

^ LOL WEIRD. I had a dream that I was in school too!

Dinney first saw me

Then we went by a classroom and Dinney said Patchan was there.

Patchan: Dinney ano ginagawa mo dito!? ( I was behind dinney, because of her tallness buddy cant see me )
Me: *jumps around while waving arms while grinning like an asshole*
Patchan: HUI LAUREN BAT KA NANDITO?! *runs to me but fails for she tripped on a bag. she stood up immidiately though. and no one cared *

Then for some reason Dinney took me to another place, leaving buddy behind

Then this new place didn't seem like school, it was like so dark too. Then there was a class there Marianne was there and she saw me.

Marianne: Hey.
Me: I'm sorry but do I know you?
Marianne: Funny.
Me: Why did you suddenly say 'funny' in a sarcastic way?
Marianne: GAY!
Me: YOU'RE GAY! *puts on a face*
Marianne:
Me: HAHA YOU LOOK FUNNY! *points at her face*

Then suddenly buddeh came out of nowhere and glomped me.

Me: Ittai~ D:
Patchan: LOL YOU SOUNDED JAPANESE
Me: That still hurt though
Marianne: Patchan lauren doesn't know me!
Patchan: LOL WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Marianne: D:
Me and buddy: HAHA YOU LOOK FUNNY *points at her face*

Then Jean popped up

Jean: I heard a lot of people keep saying Lauren was here.
Patchan: LOL HERE SHE IS
Marianne: Jean!~ Patchan and renchan doesn't know me!
Jean: I bet they're just joking.
Marianne: They don't look like it.
Me: I HAD THE SUDDEN URGE TO SLAP THIS RANDOM PERSON
Patchan: AND SOMEHOW I WANT TO SEE YOU SLAP HER
Me and buddy: LOL

Then lady pops out

Lady: RAUREN-CHAN!~ *glomps me*
Me: *annoyed look, the one that Ryoma usually does when Eiji glomps him * REN-CHAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS
Lady: LOL Since when did you call yourself Ren-chan?
Me: I have no idea. *looks at lady* Please let go of me.
Lady: You got taller! *does a :3 face*
Me: Tall is goooood

Then i woke up

we all phail :0 and this PC fails for being slow but the internets is uber fast :0

LOL. Yeah I love the title >8D

DREAM ONE: *happend in Tuesday I think :0*
So I was at this church thing-place :0 I was wearing some kind of pink outfit (all the girls were) and the boys were wearing blue. And I sat down beside my former bus mate and we were like chatting and all. Then I noticed that someone was missing (I forgot who) then I went looking for this missing person and found myself in front of a door. And I heard people singing the national anthem behind the door ( wtf?). Then after some while they were done singing and THEY BURSTED OUT THE DOOR AND I WAS LIKE CRUSHED. I saw some people in Hyoutei uniform comming pot of the door :0 and I was shocked and I thought

"CHOUTARO WAS IN THE CHOIR?! B-BUT ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TENNIS CLUB?! WTH?!"

And the next thing I know I was looking for Atobe outside the church-setting :0.

THEN I WOKE UP But I went to sleep again :0

I was at this class room setting :0 and I was sitting at Atobe's lap :0 (YEAH FOR SOME ODD REASON) AND MY BRAIN MADE ME HAVE PERY DREAMS THAT I CAN'T POST.

Spoiler:

NEXT NEXT~ This Dream had Jirou in it 8D.

During this dream I was at the SK class room (my room when I was in 1st year *__*;;) and I was being reprimanded by Sir Bishie :0 (actually I don't know maybe he was just talking to me o__o) Then I went to the board and said

"SCREW THE ROOLS I HAB MONEH D:<" then I went into the black board and MAGICALLY teleported to the beach :0

Then I went near the beach and I saw Jirou (I WAS WEaRING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT A BATHING SUIT o__o;;) wearing swimming Trunks. And he went near me and asked if I wanted to play with him :0 and I said okay.Then I saw this PRETTY sand castle on the ground. I bent near it and said I like sand castles. And Jirou liked them too (yeah my brain lies to me alot :0) and he asked me if he wanted to make one. I said

"BU AH DUNNO HOW TO MAKE SAND CASTLES D:" then he said that he,too can't make sand castles. I smiled widely and extended my hand and said

"NAKAMA 8D!" (comrade) then he shaked my hand :0.

SCENE CHANGE

We were riding a scooter (the one which you push by foot :0) then I was HUGGING HIM since I was about to fall off :0

-end-

dou da? dou da? XDD

LOL I have weird dreams too. I keep forgetting what day and why I didn't post it.

Anyway some dream is... I was in an airplane being piloted by my brother ( Jas ). Then we landed somewhere. When we got off the plane we were like in an airport :0 Many people waiting :0 Then my brother saw me and hugged me ( TJ )

Anyway some other dream is... LOL Just read the conversation:

Y: I wonder what kind of drunk Lauren is...
N: What do you mean 'what kind of drunk'
Y: You know, sad drunk or angry drunk.
S: I VOTE ON ANGRY DRUNK
N: Me too.
Y: Well I vote on sad drunk
S: LOL why?
Y: I know she has a lot of problems.
S: OOH so if she's a sad drunk she'd say a lot of things about her problems!
Y: yeah! ... We NEED to get her drunk!
S: But how!?
N: All of you are mean.
Y: Its not like YOU don't want to know if she's an angry drunk or a sad drunk!
N: Well...
S: DON'T LIE D:<
N:

Then i woke up. LOL. I too am wondering if I'm a sad or angry drunk.

I can't remember anything else. So bye bye.

I forgot my Kazuki dream :< It happended twice DDDDDDDDD:

I had this awesome dream last summer..


Pfft, Simone was getting married to a guy that looks like Kujirai.. or was it Kujirai? Iunnoe..


..and the most epic part was.....


......she was wearing a wedding gown.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA. YES WEDDING GOWN.


XDDDDDDDDDDD

*gets kicked by Simone*


H-HOW DARE YOU KICK GODDESS-SAMA?!

-___-

... Who... are you?

^
Dinnee.

HAX

TRUHAX :3