YAGIMA'S SECRET HOBBY~

LOL made you look

Anyway:

Season - 2 (after we defeat the boss from season 1)
Episode Name - YAGIMA'S SECRET HOBBY
Plot - The Akutagawa clan has been defeated... for now. The NKSY girls decided to stay at the palace for a little while before returning to Yamira's house. Lady will stay, of course. Lady was doing her nightly restocking of bed sheets when she discovered the horrible truth: when she opened the door to Yagima's room, the unbelievable was revealed. WHAT? Yagima's a CROSS DRESSER?!?
Spoiler - None.

-RANDOM PARAGRAPSHHH-

"..." Lady was shocked. Well, who wouldn't be after seeing this?

She was in front of Sir Yagima's chambers, doing her nightly restocking of bed sheets. It was practiced every night, so it was definitely inevitable that Lady caught Yagima... cross-dressing.

Said knight was clutching his sides defensively, wearing the most outrageous gown ever. His arms were adorned with gloves that covered 2/3 of his arms and his waist was neatly tied with a ribbon. His face was covered in make up, and though foundation was clearly added, there was still a red tint of blush - not the cosmetic kind though; the one you get when you get embarrassed.

Throwing all his knightly dignity away he shrieked.

"Wh-What are you doing here, DAMMIT?!"

"..."

Yagima glared at her and pointed a finger at her accusingly. "L-Listen, you! I-If I hear any of this g-getting out throughout the palace, I'm going to wring your neck so hard you won't be able to..."

"PFFTT!!"

In mere seconds, Lady doubled over in fits of laughter, smashing the ground with her fists, accidentally making holes. She has super strength after all. Yagima stood in front of her, still adorned in all his girly glory, blinking.

"Y-You..." Lady tried to speak, but couldn't find the words. She was overwhelmed with so much amusement that her sides hurt, and silent laughter escaped her mouth. "Y-You.. pwahhahahahah!!"

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That's all. By the way, Kiku, can you edit a scene in the episode wherein Yamira first saw Yagima? I want her to stifle a laugh at seeing him. Her mind reading is passive, and she can hear thoughts that might leak out. Yagima could've been thinking of cross dressing again that night, and Yamira happened to have heard it. Please? XDD When she's asked what's wrong, she won't tell of course. Make her grin a little when she sees Yagima, kk?

Approve it please! This episode seems hilarious XDD

^ Gad I can't stop grinning like an asshole! Man! Seriously what kind of crack are you having?! I am left speechless!

thank you for that XDD because of Yamira every time i see Yagima i keept on laughing...

~>> Edit <<~

But i have to say the way Yamira drew Yagima (LOL IT RYHMES!!!) made him look pretty :3

but... yeah i still imagines him saying "look at me i'm cross dressing." while making a pretty girl pose

@ Kiku

I'll consider that as a compliment. There's more where that came from. Wait till you see the full episode. Whoo, boy.

@ Lady

XDD I might scan it one day... you know, when I ain't lazy D:

^ I order you to scan it D:< Oh and that was a compliment. LOL I'm still grinning like an asshole.

^ Sure when I find the time. D: School's been kicking my a$$ lately.

I just hope I still have it... or is it with LADY? O.o **goes to find it**

LOL I want an omake where me goes inside his room while doing that, and he tried to shut me up, didn't work, and I said ( still laughing ): "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU.... YOU.... LESBIAN! *Laughs more*" I love my mind. It makes me laugh all the time.

Look Lady! A tree!





Look Hyotei Buchou! You has now!

MAGICKS~ XD.

Anyways :0~ Ghad I love me.


Imma burn all yagima's cross dressing Items NO ONE WILL STOP ME BECAUSE THIS IS SEASON 2 AND IN SEASON 2 I GET LIGHTNING! D:<

@ Kiku

You know something, lady and I thought of something like that!

Kiku: "Are you gay? Are you bi? Oh, come on, you can't tell us..." *doesn't stop pestering Yagima*

Yagima: "..." *still looks uber pretty*

@ Shiawase

Nuu... then he will murder you because he has a reason why he cross dresses! Yeah, we actually thought of the 'why' because people who'll watch it will wonder why.

^ I'll make that the omake.

^ Yey

This is the explanation part :3

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Yagima's finely outlined eye twitched, and the long eyelashes [ ... ] were dancing along with his movements. Lady's laughter penetrated through him like a sharp-tipped knife. And he bled... badly.

He massaged his temples, careful not to smudge his make up. [ LOL I made him a fussy... girly guy D: ] He went over to the still-laughing Ivory League woman and smacked her ruthlessly on the head. He smirked when Lady stopped laughing before emitting an expression of pain... AKA: OUCH.

"OUCH!" Lady rubbed the top of her head, involuntarily checking the hand to see if it was bleeding or not. She sent a dark look towards Yagima, but it ended up as an irritated pout. "What did you do that for, queenie?"

Yagima smacked her on the head again for the insult. She recoiled again and rubbed her head with two hands, pouting in irritation. He stood there, arms crossed and posture slightly bended; the dress seriously looked good on him, and his trim - though not thin - build suited the outline of the article.

Lady tried not to laugh again as she looked straight at him - she tried her best to stop laughing, and she even ended up stifling it. She breathed once before asking:

"Yagima, what the hell are y--"

"FSSH!!" The knight in shining gown interjected and closed the door behind Lady, locking it. He turned his head back slowly to give Lady a dark look, in which its purpose to frighten clearly worked.

"What're you doing, anyway?" Lady asked out of curiosity, and not of spite and malice. He let go of the door knob and flashed Lady a serious expression. Yagima's gaze wandered to a random spot on the floor, as if contemplating about something. He sighed. The inevitable approaches; he had to explain himself.

Lady Yun, however, was far from serious. Realizing that they're all alone in a locked room together, Lady involuntarily thought of something nasty and recoiled in disgust. "AWW MAN, that was gross!!"

Ignoring her outcry, Yagima stepped towards her to be just a few feet away. He knelt down gracefully (Lady had to stifle a laugh) and sighed. He slowly looked into Lady's green eyes and said: "Fine. I'll explain everything.

"I was the seventh son of Sir Yagima the First and Lady insert mother's name here :3. All of us were boys, so obviously, there weren't any girls. After giving birth to me, my mother reached menopause, thus making her unable to reproduce again.

"She always wanted a girl, you know? Someone she could pamper - someone she could do her hair with, go shopping nad all that stuff women do with each other." Yagima removed his artificial eyelashes and rubbed off his make up. He resumed again when his hands started 'tidying' up his hair.

"Realizing that I was their last child, she started... well," he paused. "She started dressing me up as a girl. In hopes of finally receiving a daughter." He smiled slightly before continuing. "She was the happiest whenever we would be alone together; dressing up, doing each other's make up..."

Lady looked at him intently. She nodded. "I'm happy you made your mom happy and all, but..." Lady's eyebrows furrowed slightly. "But you didn't have to do something like that to make her happy. Doing something you don't like for the sake of someone else's happiness is as wrong as not doing something at all. It's just... dishonest." She shook her head.

Yagima stood up and gave her a look. He was about to explain something when --

"Lady! The four of us are leaving tomorrow to Yamira's house, so --"

Lo and behold - it was Nixme. Exposed to Yagima's full glory and beauty. Her eyes were dangerously wide, and they went positively dull. She opened and closed her mouth continuously, much like a fish. Only air managed to escape her lips... no words came.

Zoom in. Yagima was blushing, face contract and eyes wide.

Zoom in even more. Lady's eyes were equally wide and her mouth was opened, too.

Zoom in to the maximum level... the price tag of the dress was not yet removed.

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Lame, I know... but that's about it. You can add all the funny stuff now. I might edit the explanation later on since it's not exactly... perfect.

^ Wasn't I clear about the edit part? Or do you want that episode as a one hour special Now I want a chibi episode D: