Okay so I decided, to make season 1 longer, I'll put fillers in it. So this belongs to Season 1.
Suggesed by YamiraFILLAR... STARTO!!
"..." Lady was shocked. Well, who wouldn't be after seeing
this?
~#~#~#~
The new emperor called for his well trusted people. He was just saying something unimportant, even the great knight of the Ivory League, Yagima, isn't listening.
He was thinking what he would do tonight. Apparently, the psychic Yamira is right beside him. Though he was too deep in thought that he didn't notice.
When Yamira heard what he just said in his mind, she choked. Catching everyone's attention.
"What's wrong?" Rukawa asked in a very irritated voice. He was about to brag about something.
"Sorry. Do continue your wonderful speech." She coughed slightly and calmed down. She glanced at the knight. Apparently, he was smirking. Who knows what's that smirk for? Yamira does, she's psychic after all.
Yamira sees a pretty dress in his mind. What was that for? She refuses to believe what she sees and hears from the guy. Though some part of her wants to know more.
After Rukawa's 'speech'. Everyone stood up and stretched, except for the two. They didn't notice it was over.
Yamira was about to see more, she was about to see who was wearing the dress. Who could this be?
"Yamira! Are you sleeping or are you day dreaming?" Shiawase asked and poked her. This made Yamira lose concentration and made her panic a little. And she was about to see who that person was!
She needed to think of a good excuse and fast. If she said she was sleeping, that would sound awfully wrong. Think Yamira, think!
"I was just thinking." Yamira said cooly, trying to be calm as possible.
"Eh?~ You looked so serious! What were ya thinkin?~" She asked eagerly and came closer to her. This made Yamira back up a bit.
"I rather not tell you." She said plainly.
"Eh?!~ Why?~" She asked playfully. Trying to tease the girl. Yamira just looked at her blankly. Shiawase whined a little then left.
When she turned around, the knight is gone.
"Lady, do you know where Yagima went off to?"
"Nope. Try looking for him in the garden. He likes going there."
"Thanks."
Yamira can't believe she wants to read his mind. She can't help it though.
She looked everywhere and the knight is nowhere to be found. She tried to look for him in his room, but he's not there too.
She gave up and resumed to her own business.
~#~#~#~
Dinner Time...The usual thing happens. The two siblings fight over something, most likely food.
Shiawase mocking Lady. Sometimes Kiku butts in.
Nixme quietly eating. Sometimes glancing at Yagima.
Though Yamira and Yagima is acting a little off. Sure Yagima is an unpredictable guy, but something just doesn't feel right.
As for Yamira, she'd comment on someone atleast once during this time. But she barely even talked.
Though no one bothered to ask.
Yagima finished the earliest. He left and went off to his room.
The others just shrugged it off and Yamira started to feel more comfortable.
"Why are you two teaming up on me?!" Lady yelled at Shiawase and Kiku.
" 'cause its fun!" They said at the same time.
"Both of you are so mean!" she said and folded her arms.
"Is that suppose to make us feel bad?" Kiku asked and smirked.
"Yes! Because I might not cook food for you ever again!" Lady said and grinned.
"You wouldn't..." Kiku stopped smirking.
"Oh yes I would." Lady said and nodded.
"Rukawa won't approve of that..." She said quietly.
"Oh I think he would." Lady said and grinned widely
"I'll shut up now." She said and decided to eat her food silently.
"Aww! But Kiku!" Shiawase doesn't like to just give up.
"Do it alone. I ain't riskin' my food." She said hugging her food while shifting her eyes.
"Poopy D:"
~#~#~#~
After all of them was done, Lady did her job faster than usual for some reason.
She was in front of Sir Yagima's chambers, doing her nightly restocking of bed sheets. It was practiced every night, so it was definitely inevitable that Lady caught Yagima... cross-dressing.
Said knight was clutching his sides defensively, wearing the most outrageous gown ever. His arms were adorned with gloves that covered 2/3 of his arms and his waist was neatly tied with a ribbon. His face was covered in make up, and though foundation was clearly added, there was still a red tint of blush - not the cosmetic kind though; the one you get when you get embarrassed.
Throwing all his knightly dignity away he shrieked.
"Wh-What are you doing here, DAMMIT?!"
"..."
Yagima glared at her and pointed a finger at her accusingly. "L-Listen, you! I-If I hear any of this g-getting out throughout the palace, I'm going to wring your neck so hard you won't be able to..."
"PFFTT!!"
In mere seconds, Lady doubled over in fits of laughter, smashing the ground with her fists, accidentally making holes. She has super strength after all. Yagima stood in front of her, still adorned in all his girly glory, blinking.
"Y-You..." Lady tried to speak, but couldn't find the words. She was overwhelmed with so much amusement that her sides hurt, and silent laughter escaped her mouth. "Y-You.. pwahhahahahah!!"
"Shut up!" He grabbed her to his room and closed the door.
"I said shut up darn it!"
After wiping of a tear on her eye, she finally calmed down.
Then again, she laughed.
"You're making TOO much noise Lady!" he tried to said that as quiet as possible.
"*Still Laughing* Hahaha...ha... *laughs more* Haha...ha... Okay... Okay... I'm sane now." She said and rubbed her tummy.
"Good then-"
"Okay why are you in a dress? Lost a bet or something?" He just looked at her. Not hinting anything at all.
"Okay... Let's pretend I didn't ask that. Well Yagima... I know you for such a long time, but I never knew you're into this..." She said and laughed more lightly this time.
"Just shut up." He said silently.
"Okay I'm leaving now."
~#~#~#~
"He did what?" Yamira said in a surprised face, but a bored tone.
"Didn't you hear me?"
"Oh I did. I heard him too. I couldn't believe. I don't want to." She said as if she has lost words.
"I know him for many many years and I didn't know he does that." She said and put on a nervous smile.
"I even wanted to believe that he just lost a bet." She said and sighed.
"It would be hard for me to look at him now." Yamira said and stood up.
"Try being his close friend."
"I'm sure thats very erm... Unpleasant."
"I wonder what would Nixme's reaction would be."
"You're telling her?"
"Nah."
~#~#~#~
That afternoon..."Yagima-san have you se--" Yamira saw it too. Poor knight. Yamira laughed a little.
"GET OUT!"
And so she did. Her eyes have been killed.
"Okay two girls saw me. What the hell. I'm so unlucky..." Yagima said and growled.
~#~#~#~
Yamira was walking, staring blankly. She seems dead now.
"What's wrong Yamira?" Lady asked.
Then Yamira couldn't help but smile.
"Why are you smiling like that?"
She then laughs.
"Why did you laugh suddenly? ... Did you!?" She finally gets it. Yamira nodded and smiled and tried to contain her laughter.
"Seriously!?" she nodded more.
~#~#~#~
Kiku was lying down on the bed thinking.
"I wanna train for some reason. I bet Rukawa won't spar with me. That Yagima guy seems pretty strong, maybe he would like to spar. If he doesn't want to I'll go ask Lady then." She said to herself and then stood up to go the knight's room.
"Yagima can y---" Kiku first just stared.
Then she smiled. Grinned, laughed slightly, pointed, then laughed and pointed berserkly.
She was making a lot of noise so he decided to pull her in his room and try to shut her up.
Then she escaped from his grip and said while laughing and trying to breath: "Get away from me you... you... you lesbian!" Then she laughed her heart out.
~ The End ~
Omake:
Yagima was trying his best to get away from a very curious girl.
"Neh neh why were you doing that?" Kiku asked trying to block his path
No response.
"What do you want to look pretty or something?" Yamira asked.
No response.
"Were you bored? Lost a bet? Tell us!" Lady asked.
No response.
"Or are you just gay?" Kiku asked and grinned wider.
He turned around and yelled: "STOP ASKIN' AND GO AWAY!" *Everyone imagined him in a dress when he turned around.*
"Aww Yagima you look so pretty!" Kiku said and laughed.
"*Laughs slightly* Agreed." Yamira said and wiped off a tear.
"You should stop blushing, it makes you look prettier and you don't like that." Lady said and chuckled.
"SHUT UP!!"
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LOL I love this filler. Yamira you gets a lot of screen time! 'Cause your the one who suggested it, and no one else is psychic.
And for those people who doesn't know what omakes are: Omakes are extra scenes usually showed after the episode. Example: Bleach Shinigami Cup or Professor Gin teaching us about the arrancar.
Its like, mini-fillers!
Subject: Yagima's Secret Hobby ( First filler episode ever ) 
Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:57 am
Now I was alone to before you went online! What Jackie said in That 70's Show: "I'm alone, and you're alone, let's be alone together! See we're alone right now!"
emote. When I'm bored and nothing to do.
